ᐅ Garden Photos Chat Corner

Haydee, and I thought you were modeling for a young farmers’ calendar...

If I were a young farmer’s wife—which I am too old for—and had enough livestock and land, then...

No, the builders buy it because of the women farmers in the photos. My nephew loves that thing. He’s always hanging around the socket wrench cabinet.---I always tell him, mate, don’t be fooled by the bust sizes... Beauty fades, but hectares remain.

There is also one for the farmer's wife. With handsome young farmers.

I’m not familiar with that. I’m not gay.

Maybe the carp calendar is a better option? Just Google it. It also fits well in the kitchen.

Somehow, I can’t relate to those calendars with half-naked men. They’re completely not my type – I only like a six-pack when it’s in the fridge.

About mowing: Wouldn’t a super-high-end ride-on mower be suitable for you? It also makes noise and runs on gasoline. Maybe there’s a mini mower with smaller dimensions? Not the Q7 of mowers, but more like the Smart Fortwo...
Otherwise, I wouldn’t hesitate to get another gasoline mower.