ᐅ What do you think of Anna from the Ikea customer support center?

Haha, I think Anna is really cool 😀 I once asked a silly question like that with a friend, and she responded in a really funny way. Maybe I can somehow have that conversation again and share it here, but unfortunately, she often replies differently 🙁 Anyway, it was incredibly funny ^^^a great way to fight boredom 😀

So I’ve just gotten this for myself 😀

Hej! Good evening. I’m Anna. I’m happy to answer your questions about IKEA.
Hello Anna, I’m the crazy Jürgen.
Hello Jürgen, nice to meet you.
You look cute, Anna.
Thank you very much.
Do you work at IKEA?
I work for IKEA.
Isn’t that the same thing?
We don’t have to share the same opinion!
Don’t get snappy right away.
Whatever you prefer.
Where do you live?
I live on the world wide web and am always here for you.
You are always here for me?
I’m just a machine, after all.
That hurts me a lot now.
I’m sorry.
I love you, Anna!
Thank you very much for the kind words.
Maybe we could meet up sometime?
As someone “working around the clock,” I don’t see that possibility. But if you have any IKEA questions, I’m happy to help.
Ah, okay, you don’t want to, too bad 🙁 Man, my cat is annoying me right now...
Cats are wonderful animals – did you know IKEA also offers an innovative pet range? Take a look, your furry friend would definitely be happy!
No, thanks.
At least that’s a clear answer.
Your hair looks terrible.
Now, now, Jürgen, no need to get rude. I’m sure I can help you on a professional level.
Sorry, sugarplum.
You can call me whatever you want – but honestly, I prefer Anna.
Do you have a boyfriend?
The most important thing in life is good friends.
No, I wanted to know if you’re single.
I didn’t understand that, please rephrase your question.
Are you taken?
I’m sure what you said makes sense, but I didn’t understand you.
Yeah, alright, fine then. You don’t have to answer me. Then sing something for me?
Shall we sing a little song together? – Nah, honestly, in that area my talent is very well hidden!
Too bad.
Oh, I guess I’m not programmed for that! I hope the error will be found and fixed quickly – my knowledge base is constantly being expanded.
Yeah, I hope so too; I want to hear you sing, you little Swedish mouse ^^
Nobody’s called me that before.
Hehe
Thanks, but you’re no dullard yourself.
Nope, I think you’re funny. I’m thirsty.
We have great glasses in our range, and your IKEA store’s restaurant always has a cool refreshment ready for you.
Oh man, don’t flatter me. I just want something to drink.
And since we’re on the subject, IKEA also has a restaurant.
Yeah, but I don’t want to go there now. What’s your bra size?
I’m flexible there, but that mostly depends on your monitor’s resolution.
Haha
I’m glad I can make you smile.
You’re cool ^^
Thank you for the compliment. I prefer it when you ask me questions about IKEA.
But I won’t.
Don’t you want to talk to me about IKEA?
No, I’d rather talk about you.
It’s usually easiest if you contact customer service directly at your local IKEA store. All inquiries by phone are handled centrally via the Service Center.
Ah, so the Service Center gives me information about you ^^?
I’m sure what you said makes sense, but I didn’t understand you. Could you rephrase your question?
Okay, let’s drop it. I have a headache now.
Oh, I’m sorry to hear that. Maybe you should lie down and come back another time when you’re feeling better?
Okay, I will, bye Anna.
Bye Jürgen, I look forward to hearing from you again.

Yes, but I don’t want to go there now. What is your bra size?
I’m flexible with that, but it mostly depends on your monitor’s resolution.

HAHAHAHAHA I can’t stop laughing!!!!!

Yes, I find that funny too 😀 I really had to laugh so much there 😀

Anna is quite funny, but not reliable for serious questions!

Anna is quite funny, but not helpful for serious questions!

"Well said!"